Basically, Harry’s the Prime Minister of England and Louis is his hot and willing personal assistant.
“Louis, I- no. Do you know how unprofessional that is? We’re, you’re my assistant.”
“Then let me assist you to an orgasm,” Louis grins, and that’s enough.
(warning for daddy kink and words such as whore and slut)
I want fic of harry and louis sharing a bunk on the tour bus and the other boys have a NO SEX ON THE TOUR BUS TRUST ME WE’LL KNOW HARRY YOURE LOUD AS FUCK WHEN YOU COME rule so every night harry fingers louis so deep and so well while casually having conversations with the other three through the curtain as they get ready for bed and they never suspect anything because louis is biting down on Harry’s shoulder the whole time squirming around as harry rubs over his prostate again and again even when louis tries to squirm away Harry’s hand follows him but it feels SO GOOD that eventually louis has to let go and come and sometimes he lets a little whimper or a groan escape and one of the other boys will be like “hmm what was that?” and harry will be like “dunno Lou’s already asleep, he’s probably just having a bad dream” :o
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Liberals are like “it’s fine if you want every child in public school to recite a nationalist oath in unison while facing the country’s flag every day but don’t put ‘under God’ in it that’s fucked up”
lund_rachel: HB NH.
niall at a night club in las vegas x
WHEN NIALL KISS BOYS
well think about this: WHY is weighing less so important to you?
WHY does weighing less make you feel better mentally?
could it be because you were taught by society that fatness is equivalent to ugly, lazy, sloppy, and unattractive? could it be because there are so few relatable and positive fat people in the media to represent bodies like yours? could it be because everywhere you look you are told that fat bodies are disgusting, a burden on society, and are to be eradicated?
or because it’s a struggle to find affordable, cheap clothing?
or because you constantly get judged for what you put in your mouth?
or because people continually keep telling you to lose weight because it’s “good for you”?
IF YOU HAVEN’T CRIED BECAUSE OF ZAYN YOU’RE A LYING ASS BITCH IDC IF YOU’RE AN OLD MAN ZAYN HAS MADE EVERYONE CRIED HE’S MADE YOUR MUM CRY HE’S MADE YOUR DAD CRY HE’S MADE THE FUCKING PRESIDENT CRY HE’S MADE UNBORN BABIES CRY HE’S MADE SPERM CRY
i still can’t believe i look in the mirror and see this hair color. i love it.